i mean god
one time thing
*casually walks over*
*casually brushes horse*
*reminds self to keep it cool*
(Keep it cool, Dave.)
HEY BUDDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING PACKING UP THAT HORSE TO COME TO MY CASTLE OMG I CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW YOU AROUND IT’S GOING TO BE THE BEST WOW YOU SURE HAVE A LOT OF STUFF HERE GOD I HOPE THAT MEANS YOU’LL STAY FOREVER AND EVER YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY GOOD TODAY I’VE BEEN GROWING MINE OUT BUT NOT TO COPY OR ANYTHING JUST BC ALSO I WAS THINKING OF MAYBE GROWING A BIT OF A BEARD DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD LOOK COOL YAY WE’RE GOING TO BE ROOMMATES FOR LIFE!!!!!
Cover art for Frozen: Phantoms of Arendelle
To distract Elsa from a gala being planned in her honor, Anna fills her schedule with fun bonding activities. But what starts as a distraction turns into an adventure when they find a secret door leading to passageways within the castle walls—and the door locks behind them, trapping them inside!
Then, as they explore the narrow passages and sealed-off rooms, looking for an exit, spooky things start to happen. Echoing laughter, mysterious patches of cold air, odd arrangements of clothes and furniture…what could be causing all these strange events?
With Elsa’s powers and Anna’s ingenuity on their side, they’re more than a match for whatever they find—if they can just find it in time! Packed with humor and heart, Phantoms of Arendelle will keep readers guessing right up until the last page. (available for purchase on amazon)
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN